Sigh

Not that I wasn't already dreading hitting the big 3-0 this year... but I guess I can't run from it, considering what I just got in my mailbox (emphases mine):

AARP MEMBERSHIP - Enroll today!
Benefits include access to:
- Travel discounts
- Prescription discounts
- Insurance programs
- Retirement planning
- Legal assistance

At AARP, we work on the issues that matter to you. Get the latest information on Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, economic security, health care and health insurance. Our goal is to deliver value to our members through information, advocacy and service.

Now if you'll excuse me, I think it's time for my medication and then some bingo.